An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
I borrow the words of Dr. S. Radhakrishnan to pay tribute to one of the most charismatic shepherd of the Indian (Malankara) Orthodox Church and indeed of Christendom in the modern era. H.H. Baselios Marthoma Mathews II
A Bishop and a cab driver both died and went to Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres
(This Presidential speach was delivered by His Holiness Baselios Marthoma Mathews II , the supreme head of the Malankara Orthodox Church at the Malankara Association Meeting Held At Parumala on March 20, 2002.It was delivered just before the election.In this election His Holiness was reconfirmed and declared as Malankara Metropolitan